Boobs Float

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That’s right, if you’ve got ‘em big enough and you’re swimming nude, they float. I don’t like to swim nude because, as you might have guessed, I have big boobs. It’s uncomfortable to swim with them bobbing up and down like a little kid’s floaties. I much prefer a swimsuit that ropes those puppies in.

Now if I’m not actually swimming but doing a bit of skinny dipping with the man of my dreams, a little bit of floating ain’t bad. I mean he doesn’t have to go chasing for them, does he? They’re right at the water’s edge ready to be taken.


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  1. Boy George on April 22, 2007 9:40 am

    Oh wait. Yes, I have. I’m sorry, but I just don’t have it in me right now to type it all out again. Besides, it was just ramblings anyway. You didn’t want to hear me go on and on about this, right?

  2. Bill on August 27, 2007 12:58 am

    How nicely you put that!

  3. Rae on August 31, 2007 3:19 am

    LOL! Too true!

  4. sheep-biting structure on October 18, 2007 11:03 am

    It is far easier to make war than peace — Georges Clemenceau

  5. Cynthia on October 18, 2010 10:36 pm

    ROFLMBO! (that would be Rolling On Floor Laughing My Boobs Off)

    I LOVE hopping into the jacuzzi with my b.f. naked as a jay bird – it’s the only time I let him see me naked, if I can help it. The water not only does wonders for boobs, but it’s a great Instant Butt Fix too! Horray for Water!!

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